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You may well be “Ready to Try One Last Time” (ouch) “Looking for someone to love me” (yikes) or “Back on here… You may hate being single, but your online dating profile is not the place to advertise how depressed you are over this state of affairs.
A better place to do that is on Facebook 😉The Die-Hard Romantic Headline You may think that women will be swayed by your romanticism.
He Has All the Right Elements But Needs to Work on His Fingerings – Not Sexy.
Hey, Shakira, ya should have left that one under the sea – Not Sexy – Even If Your Beau is a Young John Goodman.
The “It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Sleazy” Headline Please don’t include the phrase “DTF” (or any of its variants) anywhere in your online dating profile.
(Yes, we’ve seen it, we just wish we hadn’t.)Your headline isn’t the place to advertise that you’re only in the market for a friend with benefits. If you’re not looking for something serious, that’s fine.
The Sadsack Headline Please don’t represent yourself as a desperate loser burdened by years of baggage. The message you’re sending with headlines like these is that you’re unhappy, weighed down with tons of issues, and resigned to a sad fate of online dating.
Bird Impersonations – Never Sexy Didn’t get enough?
An Underaged Gopnik Bathing Herself With a Post-Soviet Canned Cocktail – Not Sexy 34.
So you’ve signed up for a dating site like Plenty Of Fish, thought long and hard about your profile, and selected just the right pictures to demonstrate what a great catch you are.
But there’s one area that’s still stressing you out: More specifically, coming up with one of your own. If you’re just hanging out on OKCupid or Christian Mingle, then you’re one of the lucky dudes who don’t need to stress over their headline.